Saturday, March 03, 2007

Jesus is Dead So I Better Not Kill Myself

Thank God James Cameron has found Jesus’ and His family’s tomb. Whew! I was wondering where it had been.

And I bet the devil is pissed. No more enemy to fight. The spiritual Cold War is over and the wall came down (literally). He should hire a marketing firm to change his image: “The Devil is your buddy” campaign by doing some cheap, humorous, video and posting it on YouTube.com and have it passed virally around the world. So kids all over the world can say, “Dude, that devil is funny as hell.”

No wonder the stock market had its biggest drop in four years. Christmas – gone. Easter – passé. Fourth quarter sales hockey sticks – extinct.

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